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Your B&C Monday Morning Cup of Coffee: Caption This
“So go ahead! Go back to your fancy cars and your big bank accounts and your celebrity friends and your beautiful women…Victoria Silvstedt, Playmate of the Year…FUCK!” ...
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I Love the ’90’s: the “Coors Field Effect” is back
About two months ago, I mused here about how a rash of debilitating pitching injuries might signify a renaissance for Major League hitters in 2014. Well, maybe not: the current MLB leader in home runs,...
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Seasons Turn
My wife’s been buying these half-gallon glass containers of all-natural, fat-free milk. They cost about the same as regular store milk, except you have to leave a $3 deposit in case the bottle gets...
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Derby ’14: Who you got…?
It’s that time once again, Home Run Derby at the Midsummer Classic. As has been well documented (see below), I dig the Derby but haven’t gotten it right since Ryan Howard took it down in Pittsburgh....
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Prairie Dogs
When a prairie dog colony is threatened by, say, a menacing hawk, one of them will stand tall and squeak its fool head off to draw the marauder’s attention while the others scamper to safety. Only then...
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He Looks More Like No. 2 Every Day
What surprised me about Troy Tulowitzki being seated in the rows behind home plate at Yankee Stadium on Sunday? That he could afford the ticket. (Rimshot.) Very subtly played, Mr. Tulowitzki. Ugh....
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A Bird Around the Neck Is Worth … What?!?!
Wow. The Marlins are really stupid. What part of this movie did they miss? Alex Rodriguez? Albert Pujols? The Dodgers outfield? CC Sabathia? Ryan Howard? Or closer to home for me … Mike Hampton? Todd...
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Not for (Fire) Sale
No, you cannot have Nolan Arenado. No. No, no, no and no. Yes, the Rockies are awful. But this is the type of transcendent ballplayer you build a better team around. No, you cannot have Corey...
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Hunger Games
Maybe it’s just the road uniforms, but the Colorado Rockies have shown up for the 2015 season lean and mean. Forget the record-tying doubles (12 in two games to start the season). That’s nice,...
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Defense and Pitching and … the Rockies?
Everybody knew even before the season started that the Colorado Rockies would have the best defense in the majors. OK, maybe just the six of us who follow them, but whatever. (Plenty of room on the...
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